I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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