"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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