Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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