Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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