i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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