Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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