I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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