I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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