Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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