this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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