Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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