Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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