4 words: hood of his car
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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