I must be too annoying 4 u.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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