Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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