maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
can u get pink eye on your cock?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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