I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How naked do you want me to be?
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