I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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