Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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