you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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