I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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