is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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