a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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