He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
