FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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