Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
True college students do jello shots in the library
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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