You work out of a Hotel?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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