...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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