I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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