To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There r osticjed everywhere
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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