Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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