Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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