i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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