What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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