do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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