dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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