Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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