took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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