I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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