porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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