The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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