let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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