The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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