Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Bring me that man meat
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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