I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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