You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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