I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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