batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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