what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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