Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i don't like sucking hair
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
sarcasm needs its own font
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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