wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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