have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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