that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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