i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
that may or may not have been my penis.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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