then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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