My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
