Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Jerry, you need to find god
You smell like stripper and shame
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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