i already hear my dad disowning me
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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